Little Jack Jelf is put on the shelf for failing to spell 'pie', and even his aunt's sympathy can't save him from the joke. A short, old-fashioned rhyme about a schoolroom scolding, played entirely for laughs.
From Mother Goose / Nursery Rhymes (traditional). See the whole collection.
Little Jack Jelf
Was put on the shelf
Because he could not spell "pie";
When his aunt, Mrs. Grace,
Saw his sorrowful face,
She could not help saying, "Oh, fie!"
And since Master Jelf
Was put on the shelf
Because he could not spell "pie,"
Let him stand there so grim,
And no more about him,
For I wish him a very good-bye!
Public domain. Text from The Real Mother Goose (Blanche Fisher Wright, 1916), via Project Gutenberg. View the source edition