Two sisters fall out over nothing more than a taste for coffee versus tea, a small, funny squabble told in four tidy lines.
From Mother Goose / Nursery Rhymes (traditional). See the whole collection.
Molly, my sister and I fell out,
And what do you think it was all about?
She loved coffee and I loved tea,
And that was the reason we couldn't agree.
Public domain. Text from The Real Mother Goose (Blanche Fisher Wright, 1916), via Project Gutenberg. View the source edition